IWhen Julius Fabricius, Sub-Prefect of the Weald,
In the days of Diocletian owned our Lower River-field,
He called to him Hobdenius-a Briton of the Clay,
Saying: "What about that River-piece for layin' in to hay?"
IIAnd the aged Hobden answered: "I remember as a lad
My father told your father that she wanted dreenin' bad.
An' the more that you neeglect her the less you'll get her clean.
Have it jest as you've a mind to, but if I was you I'd dreen."
IIISo they drained it long and crossways in the lavish Roman style
Still we fmd among the river-drift their flakes of ancient tile,
And in drouthy middle August, when the bones of meadows show
We can trace the lines they followed sixteen hundred years ago
IVThen Julius Fabricius died as even Prefects do,
And after certain centuries, Imperial Rome died too.
Then did robbers enter Britain from across the Northern main
And our lower River-field was won by Ogier the Dane.
VWell could Ogier work his war-boat-well could Ogier wield his brand
Much he knew of foaming waters-not so much of farming land.
So he called to him a Hobden of the old unaltered blood,
Saying: "what about that River-piece; she doesn't look no good?"
VIAnd that aged Hobden answered: "'Tain't for me to interfere,
But I've known that bit o' meadow now for five and fifty year
Have it jest as you've a mind to, but, I've proved it time on time
If you want to change her nature you have got to give her lime!"
VIIOgier sent his wains to Lewes, twenty hours' solemn walk
And he drew back great abundance of the cool, grey, healing chalk
And old Hobden spread it broadcast, never heeding what was in 't.
Which is why in cleaning ditches, now and then we find a flint.
VIIIOgier died. His sons grew English-Anglo-Saxon was their name-
Till out of blossomed Normandy another pirate came;
For Duke William conquered England and divided with his men
And our lower river field he gave to William of Warenne.
IXBut the Brook (you know her habit) rose one rainy autmn night
And tore down sodden flitches of the bank to left and right
So, said William to his Bailif as they rode their dripping rounds:
"Hob, what about that River-Bit‹the Brooks got up no bounds?"
XAnd that aged Hobden answered: "Tain't my business to advise,
Where ye can t hold back the water you must try and save the sile
But ye might ha' known 'twould happen from the way the valley lies.
Hev it Jest as you've a mind to, but, if I was you, I'd spile!"
XIThey spiled along the water-course with trunks of willow-trees
And planks of elms behind 'em and immortal oaken knees.
And when the spates of Autumn whirl the gravel-beds away
You can see their faitliful fragments, iron-hard in iron clay.
XIIGeorgii Quinti Anno Sexto, I, who own the River-field,
Am fortified with title-deeds, attested, signed and sealed,
Guaranteeing me, my assigns, my executors and heirs
All sorts of powers and profits which-are neither mine nor theirs.
XIIII have rights of chase and warren, as my dignity requires.
I can fish‹but Hobden tickles. I can shoot‹but Hobden wires.
I repair, but he reopens, certain gaps which, men allege,
Have been used by every Hobden since a Hobden swapped a hedge.
XIVShall I dog his morning progress o'er the track-betraying dew?
Demand his dinner-basket into which my pheasant flew?
Confiscate his evening faggot under which my conies ran,
And summons him to judgment? I would sooner summons Pan.
XVHis dead are in the churchyard-thirty generations laid.
Their names were old in history when Domesday Book was made;
And the passion and the piety and prowess of his line
Have seeded, rooted, fruited in some land the Law calls mine.
XVINot for any beast that burrows, not for any bird that flies
Would I lose his large sound counsel, miss his keen amending eyes.
He is bailif, woodman, wheelwright, field-surveyor, engineer,
And if flaigrantly a poacher-'tain't for me to interfere.
XVII"Hob, what about that River-bit? "I turn to him again,
With Fabricius and Ogier and William of Warenne.
"Hev it jest as you've a mind to, but"‹and here he takes command.
For whoever pays the taxes old Mus' Hobden owns the land.
(Lyrics: Rudyard Kipling/ Arrang.: Peter Bellamy)